Chess Club Champion Gifts

"You were sent off because you badly fouled your opponent?! Jack!! You're a chess player!!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Sweep the board.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Brownie Points

Bored Baker

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"They grow up so quickly."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"It's baaaack!"

Cat chess

Beating Dad at Chess.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'That's it then - Time is money.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,