Chess Champ Gifts

Man plays chess against TV.

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

"Is shirts VS skins really necessary?"

GP fined £3,700 for 'short consultations'.

Beating Dad at Chess.

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Existential Risk

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

AIDS prevention

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Trojan Chess

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Pawn Stars

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Chess on TV

Bored Baker

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"