Board Game Champion Gifts

Playing cards

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

Sweep the board.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Tic-tac-toe

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Children playing games

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'