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My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cut-throat world of Scrabble tournaments.

Playing cards

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

scrabble love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Board Game Hunter

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Tic-tac-toe

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.