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'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Peel poker.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

Cheating Death.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.