Card Game Enthusiast T-Shirts

"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

Merry Christmas

A parley with the card-sharpers

"That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire."

"Cheater!"

Happy Families - Mr Duff The Dentist

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

Games on a train.

The Conservatives play their Joker.

'Hello, heart.'

'Okay, who's going to be the lookout?'

Fresh from his latest kill, Hank was in no mood for a game of Old Maid.

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

"Forgive me, father...for I have ginned."

"I can see your cards, David."

Trumped card

Queen of Spades

"But I'm winning!"

"She's definitely had work done."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll stay."

"The doctor will see you now and raise you two."

Sleeping Playing Cards

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"It was declined again—do you want to try a different card?"

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

'Poker? No, but I did once make the final table at the 'World Series of Go Fish.''

"Kid awake in number 5."

Slap jack