Card Game Fan T-Shirts

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Playing cards.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.