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'We are neighbours, officer.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

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Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Cheating Death.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Trickle down

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Solitaire card shark.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Sod U OK!?"

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'Checkmate!'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Perhaps after dinner we can open that Graham's vintage port and play bridge." "Delia was old beyond her and her parents' years."

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach