Card Game Challenger Mugs

'We are neighbours, officer.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Cheating Death.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Trickle down

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Solitaire card shark.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"Sod U OK!?"

"Here's your problem."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'Checkmate!'

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

HOw the Cat WOund Up With Nine Lives.

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach