Chess Champions T-Shirts

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"They grow up so quickly."

Bored Baker

Syria