Board Game Competitor Gifts

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Rage.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

The Victors

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

scrabble love

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The Perfect Cannonball

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."