Board Game Rival Gifts

Game

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Sweep the board.

Polygamists' Picnic

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Tic-tac-toe

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Greed.