Sports Rival Gifts

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

EuroSoccer Kick-off.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'I'm afraid we're going to ask you to take a urine test, David'

"Then again, maybe it was MY GAME that was off dear!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

Polygamists' Picnic

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'The grudge match.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

An Archeologic Dig

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Lion v Kiwi.

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"Mom always liked you best."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Do you have a Birthday card that smells - It's for my horrible little brother.'

Spectators at a coliseum