Sporting Rival Gifts

Competitive Joggers

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Polygamists' Picnic

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'The grudge match.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

An Archeologic Dig

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

Lion v Kiwi.

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"Oi - change that to Chelsea."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"Mom always liked you best."

Bears Win!!!

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"