Rivals Gifts

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'The grudge match.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I still hate you."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'