Business Rivals Gifts

Stiff Competition

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Fight on the top

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

"We've met."

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

Arm wrestling

"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us."