Workplace Rival Gifts

"Pete, from accounting ... I stole your promotion last quarter, right?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Mixed Doubles.

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

'My app just ate your widget.'

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

The Rivalry Begins

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Executive Lifestyle

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."