Workplace Rival Pillows

"Pete, from accounting ... I stole your promotion last quarter, right?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Mixed Doubles.

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

The Rivalry Begins

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Executive Lifestyle

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."