Corporate Competitors Gifts

Run, Mike, Run!

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Fight on the top

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Workers' Rights

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"