Corporate Challenger Gifts

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

Corporate ladders for men and women

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'I've tried to set an example for you, but you just don't have the right attitude, Carson.'

'The good news is that we've created six new jobs...and the better news is that they're all yours.'

Sinking sales

"I deserve a raise.'

'If you really want that promotion, Barnes, you'll swim back to the boat and get my laptop.'

'I am going to test your heart under stress. Listen to what I am shouting. BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS LEGALLY AVOID INCOME TAX.'

Businessman at the deep end.

Fat Cat controls the wage earner.

'This is the second time in sixteen years you've put in for a raise Wilson. Is money all you think about?! '

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

'They're hard to control, but they sure beat the heck out of a power suit!'

Somehow she always managed to have the last word.

'It's great to watch teamwork in action.'

"Once you ask for a bailout, they never let you forget it."

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

'Behind every successful man is a dedicated woman.' - 'Trying to get his job.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Having innovative ideas that ehlp our company is a threat to me. Barnes, you're fired."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

Workers' Rights

Dinosaur Day

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'Remember, repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.'