Corporate Contender Gifts

'We can't go on meeting like this. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

The MBA Draft

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

401K

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

Developing links within business.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Now that's power."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"