Business Rivalry Fan Gifts

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

England And The Ashes

'Before you nodded off, your last statement was that we need to reinvigorate the company.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

(Negotiating Breakthrough) (Rub my foot, would you, Hargraves?)

"This should be hilarious."

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

"We really crushed it at that meeting, didn't we?"

"We've met."

'Rough meeting. You really got hung out to dry.'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Good morning, Rudy. What's so good about it? My awareness that Google and Apple, the two companies you idolize, are in increasing cutthroat competition. To think of the damage your two darlings could do to one another. The chaos. The drama. The Anguish! Plus, it's sunny. Bite me.

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

Foam Finger Envy

Rudy, stop thinking about it. What? Stop thinking about how Google and Apple are competing in the phone business, music, mobile search. Do no obsess about how these two hip symbols of consumer friendliness are cutthroat businesses that could shred one another in the name of profits. I've make a list of things you shouldn't worry about. I take mild solace you used the phrase "mobile search."

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient