Business Rivalry Fan Gifts

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

'Before you nodded off, your last statement was that we need to reinvigorate the company.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

(Negotiating Breakthrough) (Rub my foot, would you, Hargraves?)

"This should be hilarious."

"We really crushed it at that meeting, didn't we?"

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

"We've met."

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

'Rough meeting. You really got hung out to dry.'

Foam Finger Envy

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient