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Office Rivalry Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into the fun and competitive side of office rivalry? Our collection for aficionados features clever, amusing items that showcase your sense of humor about workplace banter. Whether it's for a colleague, a boss, or a friend who thrives on lighthearted office battles, these gifts bring a smile and start conversations. Great for decorating desks, livening up meetings, or just sharing a laugh about office dynamics, these products add a personal twist to everyday work life and celebrate the spirited rivalry that keeps office days interesting.
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.
You were warned about mixed marriages.
'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'
Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.
'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."
Scapegoat of the Year
'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'
'Here you are, Simmons!'
"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"
'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'
"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
"I need to catch you after the meeting."
'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'
"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"
'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'
"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."
Quiet Please: Merger In Progress
'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'
"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"
'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!
"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"
'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'
Buck Stops Here
Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.
'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'
'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'
Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'
'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'
Office Rivalry Aficionado Gifts Collection
Office Rivalry Aficionado Mugs
Discover more humorous office rivalry mugs that bring your favorite workplace jests to life—perfect for coffee breaks and desk decor.
Office Rivalry Aficionado Pillows
Get cozy with our humorous rivalry pillows—great for sprucing up your space with a touch of workplace wit.
Office Rivalry Aficionado Prints
Browse our funny office rivalry prints and bring humor and personality to your workspace or home walls with these clever designs.
Office Rivalry Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty T-shirts celebrating office rivalry—ideal for casual Fridays or transforming everyday workwear into a statement.