Business Competition Fan Gifts

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'I win!'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Fight on the top

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

Hidden Agenda

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

NOW HIRING SECRETARY: 'Oh, what the heck - typing is overrated anyway.'

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

'Before you nodded off, your last statement was that we need to reinvigorate the company.'

Headless chicken CEO.