Sports Rivalry Gifts

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'The grudge match.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors