Sports Rivalry Games Gifts

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Lion v Kiwi.

'We're still crazy then ...'

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

England And The Ashes

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Oi - change that to Chelsea."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Competitions.

Bears Win!!!

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Spectators at a coliseum

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"This should be hilarious."

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."