Sports Rivalry Games Pillows

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'We're still crazy then ...'

Lion v Kiwi.

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Competitions.

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"This should be hilarious."

Spectators at a coliseum

Nebraska-Oklahoma

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."