Team Rivalry Pillows

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Lion v Kiwi.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "