Rivalries Pillows

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

"The only thing worse than a Boston fan is a Los Angeles Boston fan."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"So, we meet again."

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Eat my dust!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The Alpha Seltzer

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'The grudge match.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Yin and Yankee fan"