Team Rivalry Participant Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Tic-tac-toe

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'