Rivalry Participant Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

Fight on the top

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Fighting Gondoliers.