Rivalry Participant Gifts

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Alpha Seltzer

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"Just being proactive."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Fight on the top

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"I still hate you."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'