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"Oi - change that to Chelsea."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Tic-tac-toe

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Just being proactive."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Fight on the top

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

Competitions.

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!