School Rivalry Pillows

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Tension filled the tent.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?