School Rivalry Prints

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Tension filled the tent.

"Eat my dust!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Alpha Seltzer

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'