University Rivalry Prints

Putney Princesses.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

'The grudge match.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Contest to enter the University

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors