University Rivalries Pillows

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Genius Envy

'The grudge match.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Contest to enter the University

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Dog: 'I'm a dog!' Cat: 'Nobody cares!'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!