Chess Champion Gifts

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

'That's it then - Time is money.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Checkmate!"

She had found his pawn stash.

'We've been stranded on this island for the last 20 years, so taking another hour to finish our chess game won't matter.'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"She does everything he does, only backwards, forwards, and diagonally, in high heels."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Any other bright ideas?

'...at no time since your checkmate have you been read your rights?'

I like beating my dad at chess.

"Okay Sonny, what's your game?"

'Scram! Beat it! Get off the court!'

Women Talking at the Door While Men Play Chess through the Window.

'Cut! This is supposed to be a 'pawn film'... get that draught out of here!'

Chess Cobwebs

Soccer in solitary.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Sweep the board.

"Check-mate! Caught you on another pawn site!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"My computer is a sore loser. When I beat him at chess, he drained my bank account and stole my identity."

A knight moves to get married.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Where did you say you went to college?"

Cat chess

Prawn Amend

"Ok, yeah, this might be a proxy battle."

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

"They grow up so quickly."

Bored Baker

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.