Chess Grandmasters Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Prawn Amend

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

Bored Baker

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"It's baaaack!"

Beating Dad at Chess.

Cat chess

'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Funky Facts:Schools.

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

'That's it then - Time is money.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Deal-Maker Trump

'Your turn.'

'By the way, dear, you might like to know...my investment club now owns 51% of your company.'