Club President Pillows

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Not that slowly back...'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Brownie Points

Club DJ.

Men drinking

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Trump's Twitter Row

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

Angry Company president shows board of directors a chart indicating his low mood.

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

Bumbles bounce

'Okay, let's take a vote. All those opposed to my ideas raise their hands and say I resign.'

'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'