Club President T-Shirts

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Not that slowly back...'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Club DJ.

Brownie Points

Men drinking

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Trump's Twitter Row

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

Angry Company president shows board of directors a chart indicating his low mood.

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

Bumbles bounce

'Okay, let's take a vote. All those opposed to my ideas raise their hands and say I resign.'