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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'The grudge match.'

'Not that slowly back...'

The Walk of Shame

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Gorgeous Groovers.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

Club DJ.

His master's chill-out album

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Brownie Points

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Men drinking

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Pole Vaulting Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

Directors Chair and Others.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."