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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'Not that slowly back...'

The Walk of Shame

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Club DJ.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Brownie Points

Men drinking

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

The Croucho Club

Directors Chair and Others.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'