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"Cruz, I really like your idea of starting an iPhone club...seriously, sign me up!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Early photobombing

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Merry Christmas"

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Pints of Lager

Club DJ.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Champagne Tasting.