Club Starter Prints

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Merry Christmas"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Club DJ.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's over!"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'