Fresh Starter Prints

2022

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"It's over!"

Ouija Bored

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'