New Garden Starter Prints

"My biggest problem is squatters."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Gardener

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

House plants

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"What are you growing?"

Grow damn you!

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'