New Garden Starter Mugs

"My biggest problem is squatters."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

House plants

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

What your house plant says about you...

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

This berry plant destroyed all my new landscaping. Swept away by a strong currant!