Fresh Starter Gifts

2022

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"It's over!"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."