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'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Origins of a family tradition.

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pub Kendo.

First O.M.G. church.

Pints of Lager

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Champagne Polka

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Latinos in the USA