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"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Club DJ.

Your start-up team

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

Time-of-the-month club.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.